nggak's hidden temple, chapter 1.5

When you're searching inside the dungeon, you stumbled upon a bright room.

The room is filled with torches on its brick walls. On the center of the room, lies a huge stone slab. On the stone, lies several writings written in not-so-ancient language. You read the writings on the stone



December 21, 2009 at 10:14pm



nggak's rules of life


1. I am nggak

2. I am nggak

3. I am nggak

5. I am not Judge Dredd

6. Therefore, I am not the Law

7. カードは、このままでいい

11. Tsumetai yo, nii-san~

14. MAKE IT MAKE MONEY

17. SIRIUSLY, SHE IS MY WIFE

24. Double Arts should've been a good manga

27. moe is everywhere, you just need to look harder

28. if no moe found, you can always find nggak

34. #34 of teh internet

45. contrary to popular belief, you can (not) always find a Delicious Loli

46. "Adek mau permen?"

50. I am the bone of my sword...

51. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

52. ... we were so close...

66. Be a Nihon no Mikata

67.if not applicable, you're allowed to become a Pop Star instead

77. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

78. ZA WARUDO!

79. 78 & 77 is switched

99. to ride a super robot properly, you will require b00bs or MANLY VOICE

100. 100 seconds is long, actually

107. A cat is fine too...

110. I am the white void.

111. I am the cold steel.

112. I am the just sword.

113. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction.

114. I am Hakumen. The end has come!

240. Double Arts should've been a good manga

255. WA WA WA WASUREMONO....

573. up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select Start




You wondered what is the meaning of those words as you copy them down on a note for further research. You explore the temple a little bit more afterwards...

nggak's hidden temple, chapter 1

Year XXXX, quadruple X'es, better than Triple X'es

You're in the middle of a jungle inside nggakland, an island in nggaksea, which is considered to be a part of Asia. (nggakcontinent got nggak'ed during the last XXXX year)

You're hacking through the jungle, trying to find nggak's hidden temple, a mythological building that is so important, that its name is written in all lowercase. It is said that the one who finds this building, shall br granted with...wait, that's not said in the myth, they just said that the temple is important...or kinda important.


After Y amount of hours, where Y is stated as Y=((X%W)*T-Z/R+P)/0 <--OMG, you finally found nggak's hidden temple. A loud MANLY echoing voice is then heard "Welcome, mortal, Faire de cette fleur de tremblement de l'amour. Tant que vous êtes souriante à côté de moi, je n'ai besoin de rien d'autre. Votre stratégie est assez rusé. Mais ne me tourmente pas, juste moi chérissons." You yell to the voice: "What the hell are you talking?" The voice then said: "My apologies, I thought you're French, you look kinda French, errr...or at least you speak kinda French" You take the moment to think if you've said anything before yelling, then you conclude that the voice is just hallucinating. The voice then said: "Anyway, welcome, to nggak's hidden temple, beyond these doors lies a vast knowledge, filled with multiple-super-mega combination of nggak-ness. However, I require a password to open these doors" You let out a sigh, and said "hmmm...." The voice then suddenly said: "Very well mortal, your password is correct, you may enter" You wonder what is actually the password to the temple as the temple doors open. You finally thought to yourself "Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to--". You stopped thinking before you Bel Air'd yourself and step inside nggak's hidden temple. A somewhat cool shining flash of yellow bright light followed.

The Fish Who Kept Growing

There once was a boy who longs for a pet goldfish. He tried this and that, here and there, but he never make he parents agree. He tried so hard, he never gave up.

One day, he found 10$ on the street. He said to himself, “This is must be my lucky day! I’m going to buy a goldfish with this money.”

And so he found a shady store, filled with things in much galore. He asked the counter to buy a fish, and the man on the counter said, “Here’s a fish. Don’t give him too much food, or you’ll end up in big trouble.”

But the boy was so happy; he forgot the man’s words. He gave the fish too much to eat, about as heavy as a giant meat.

The next day, something bizarre happened. The Fish grew up so big and quick. Bigger than the bowl, bigger than a cat. The boy panicked. He rushed to the garden and took a big flower pot. He put his fish into the flower pot.

But the next day, the same thing happened. The fish is now bigger than the pot. Bigger, bigger, and bigger. The boy was shocked. He bought his fish into the kitchen and tried every single pot to fit his fish. But there is no pot that fit!

Depressed and distressed, he went upstairs to the bathroom. He put his fish in the bathtub, and filled it with water. But the fish now quickly grew! By now, the fish was bigger than a dog, even bigger than a man! The boy screamed in confusion.

It was then that the man who sold the fish arrived. “I knew it would be like this,” he said. So he did every kind of rolls to the fish. Front roll, backwards roll, duckroll, Rickroll, Bel-Air roll. And then the lights went out. BLIP! In about 10 seconds later, the lights went on again. BLIP!

And do you know what happened? The man was gone and the fish was back to a tiny fish that can fit into a fishbowl. The boy then promised never to overfeed the fish again.

The Tale of Two Kids

One day I saw two kids
One building a car
One building a plane

They both argued
One said the other can't fly
One said the other can't run
Yells ensued

They went separate ways
They went away from each other
Each pursued their own path
Each pursued their own desires

Work Work Work
Fix Fix Fix
Build Build Build
"Do not care to the other"
They both grunted

They both finished
They both succeed
They're proud of their own selves
They're ready to test their own selves

But what did I saw, what did I see?
The plane crashed into a tree
But what did I saw, what did I see?
The car rammed into a bar

Both cried, both yelled
Both screamed in depression
They've lost their pride
They've lost their work

They cried and ran
They ran far away
They ran without directions
They ran without goal

Yet they stare at the hills
Yet they went at the hills
Hoping to meet each other
Hoping to see each other

And so it happened
They met each other at the hills
And so it happened
They met each other in tears

But finally, what did I see?
They shook each others hands with free
But finally, what did I see?
They laughed at each other with free

As they went to the setting sun
I could saw happiness in their eyes
I could saw smile in their faces
For they have each other
As friends

EDEN -side WHiTE-

Is this the end?
The end of the time?
The end of the chance?
Everything...is it over?

There are a lot that I've spoken
Words had been spoken
Questions had been questioned
Promises had been made

I want to believe
That there's still hope
I want to trust
That I can still go to you

Sometimes you torn my heart
Sometimes you hurt my heart
But your smile had given me strength
But your smile had given me hope

I don't want to stop now
This isn't the end
This isn't the finish

I will hold to that hope
I will stand on my gorund
I'll reach to your heart
I'll reach to your love

Ah...how wonderful would it be...
To live a happy life with you
Ah...how delightful would it be...
To share my love with you

This love that you've ignored
I will raise it in my heart
I will keep it as my hope
To get closer to your love

Tonight, there will be hope
Tonight, there will be chance
And all because of one thing
A thing called Love

EDEN -side RED-

So this is the end...
The end of the time
The end of the chance
Everything...is over

I had spoken too much
I had spoken too much words
I had spoken too much lies
I had spoke too much questions

I want to believe
But you've misled me
I want to trust
But you've misjudged me

My heart is bleeding
My heart felt the pain
Yet you don't seem to care
Yet you don't want to know

But now, it will stop
It will end
It will be gone

I'm through with this game
I'm sick of being the fool
I'll end this now
I'll end it with blood

Ah...how wonderful would it be...
To slice my sword to your knee
Ah...how delightful would it be...
To slit your throat with free

This love that you've thrown away
Will rip your heart and bones
Will crush your brain and soul
It would be pleasant isn't it?

Tonight, there will be bloodshed
Tonight, there will be despair
And all because of one thing
A thing called "Love"

Breaking the Rotation

I’m all alone

Sitting in a bench

Watching as the children

Played a pinwheel game

They played, and they played

Spins and spins

Doing the same rotation

Again, and again

I too played my own pinwheel

Spins and spins

Doing the same rotation

Again, and again

I’m safe in my wheel

I feel Comfort in my wheel

But, something…..

Deep inside my heart

Says no

I’m a seeker of freedom

I hunger for freedom

But…, I don’t know why

I have to go

There is something…

Something that I seek

Something that I want

Even though I don’t know

Is it really what I want…?

Time turns and Tides shifted

Deep inside my soul….

There is someone I seek

Even if I don’t know it is good for me or not……

I will keep seeking that person

Because to make her happy

Is my happiness too

So I will move from my wheel

I’ll break free from the pins

And sang my prayer to God

To face a new journey

Lies up ahead

I’m coming my friend

I hope you will be there

To……

By : Joy

Well, this poem is actually quite old, 27 March 2007 is the production date of this poem...

But it was currently sitting nicely in my computer, so I'll just post it here