You are in a state of shock. Your stun gauge is at full, and therefore cannot do any action. Since you don't bring any cigars or alcohol to relieve this pain, you can helplessly wish for someone to hit you with something, which you think would definitely hurt.
And it does hurt, as you get a boot to the head by Angeline. "Wake up faggot we got some deep shit here"
You prompt to complain, "Ugh, I know I need some help recovering, but can't you do it gently?"
She then replied, "No." And thus another boot to the head flies unto your head. These series of actions prompts you to think that her will would probably consist of booting you to the head, especially if you suddenly become wimp. "If you want to stop me from doing the next good thing which is kicking your balls, you better look at what's in front of us," she continued.
You then take a notice of your surroundings. You're still inside the pathway, however you can hear a lot of smashing sounds. They came from the path in front of you, which is filled with numerous sharpened bamboo poles, coming from the floor, the celling, and the walls of the pathway.
"There's too many of those, we can't pass it!" you exclaimed."Ah, you're the pathetic type I see, you can't even realize that you have a girl as important as me that would certainly have plot armor to pass such a despicable trap," Angeline said. You can't help but feeling insulted after that sentence, but you cannot do anything to prevent that and therefore you can only say
[color=shiny color] "Ya, mau gimana lagi?"™ [/color]
which prompts Angeline to exclaim, "This thing is getting bloody inconsistant on the language part dammit. Although it's already pretty inconsistant in the first place." She then facepalms herself. "But...Angeline, how are we going to pass this?" you asked, despair-ly. She then shouts in vigor, "Simple! All we have to do i--brb, Tengenji Hiromi's Rule #34
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
"Hey! Get your ass back here you fucked up author!"
"NO! You will not touch the PING AS!"
"I have a LASER and I WILL USE IT if do not get back here in 60 seconds!"
"Just leave that bitch alone for fuck sake, she's to busy with her red bike!"
"OH DAMN SHIT THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF OTHER GIRLS WHO WEARS PINK OUTFIT OUT THERE"
"Screw the bike, you want to do it with the fucking bike too?"
"ONE MORE TIME YOU SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY EQUIVALENT TO THREE TIMES FASTER I'LL CALL THE WHITE DEVIL I TELL YOU"
"You're not making any sense faggot, get your ass back here and start writing!"
"No, you will not get any nor will I call any Na****, START. FUCKING. WRITING. HUGE. QUICKLY."
"NO. You get this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srXQYsMh5fs"
"OH FUCK, you're going for the white horse too?"
"Look, I don't bloody damn care about your sexual preferance upon a bike, a horse, or any means of transportation, when the fuck are you going to start writing!?"
"NO SHIT, not that reason again. You got fucking abundance of time, you can even do Crystal Abundance 7 times with it."
"OH FOR FUCK SAKE I'm quitting this job!"
"When the fuck I'll get the badass bastard part if this kept happening? You 're not paying me enough dammit."
"That's just one chapter, ONE FREAKING CHAPTER."
"That's why you should fucking write. NOW. Or else I'm quitting this job!"
"AND I'M BRINGING THE THIRD MOON."
"Yes, no moar harem for you faggot."
"I'M GOING TO BLOW IT LIKE THE FUCKING DEATH STAR."
"NO FUCKING SHIT, GET OFF THIS SHIP IF YOU'RE NOT WRITING ANYTHING!"
"BAKUNETSU! TSUNDERE FINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!1"
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