After a brief moment of thinking, you come up with a conclusion. You've decided that running away is not a good option, as you don't know how fast that monstrosity can run. You tried to communicate to that creature, gambling for your life.
"W-Wh-Who are you?" you asked with a trembling voice.
: "I'm just a simple duckling, mister. The farmer who used to raise me died when he did a certain cannonball act upon a mysterious flying person. So, the farm closed and changed into a theme park by someone named....umm....Naga-something, I can't really remember.
Anyway, I was thrown here a while back after some people picked me up from that farm. They said there's a lot of food and shelter here, and they will return next week. Is it next week yet, mister?"
You looked at The Duckling in silence, while trying to hide your state of disbelief from your face.
: "Ah, maybe this place isn't very good for talking, it's a little too dark. Why don't we go to my home, mister? I have some meatbuns back at home to eat, they're delicious" The duckling then extends its hand to you.
MEATBUNS! Your mind is suddenly filled with an image you've seen before as you hear that word. Intense horror quickly fills your mind and you try to find other ways to defend your life. You crawled back, approaching the statue, then pull out one of the statue's torch and said, "B-Back off! I have t-t-this, s-sh-shiny, fl-flashy, b-b-bright, bu-burning stick!"
: "Oh my, that sound very interesting, mister."
You then threw the torch to The Duckling's body. It then bounces off its body and falls into the water, extinguishing it. The Duckling's body is definitely not covered in flammable substance
: "Tee Hee, that tickles, mister. Let's do that again."
You feel so screwed up.
Just as you lost all hope, you hear a yell
A silhouette of a person appears out of nowhere and kicks The Duckling.
The silhouette then lands on the ground and reveals itself; it's a girl with short hair, short stature, but a large pair of...assets....
And for some reasons, this girl's text quotes are written in a different color, you acknowledge that it means she's an important character.
The girl then yells to The Duckling "DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
: "Ack! A monster!? Where is it, miss?"
"TRIBUTE!?! YOU STEAL MAN'S SOULS, AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!"
: "Tribute? What is that miss? Is it edible?"
"YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!"
: "Huh? Pardon me mi--"
Before The Duckling finished its sentence, the girl yells once more:
Followed by a punch to The Duckling's gut and a flurry of punches as the girl yells:
"TSUNDERE HYAKURETSU URUSAI KEN!"
she exclaims as she delivered the final blow.
The girl then looks at you and said, "Quick! Hide behind the statue! That thing is about to explode!"
Given that The Duckling has been severely punched multiple times, you agree to the girl's suggestion. Moments later, after successfully reaching the statue's back, your hear a loud explosion from the other side of the statue.
"That's gotta hurt," you think to yourself. You then turn your attention to the girl who is now beside you. "Wha--" The girl suddenly cuts and said, "Why the fuck you're just siting there? You're A MAN! DO SOMETHING! Like fighting or some shit. Gah, why the heck guys are so undependable these days."
Your jaw dropped in awe. Then the girl continues, "Shut up." even though you haven't said anything. "I know you want to ask my name, guys these days are just so predictable. My name is Angeline Zalisbury Novaratia, and I am not interested in normal humans. If there's any Ali--oh wait, that's not my line....
Anyway, I am here in search of a missing Novaratia family heritage, the Votum Stellarum, it is supposed to be hidden in this temple."
Just as she finished her sentence, you can hear a song coming from the distance towards you
whoops, wrong track
The correct one
As the song comes closer, the source of the song reveals itself. It is a Robot Unicorn, dashing in majestically across the room.
"Huh? That can't be!" Angeline exclaims. "It's a Robot Unicorn! We must follow her!"
She then quickly grabs your hand. Before you have a chance to react, she dragged you like a sack of potatoes, following the rainbow trail made by the Robot Unicorn.....
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